clintofbartonia:

thejohnlockgames:

iwillalwaysfindyousnow:

onceuponatimeinerebor:

consultingsuperhusbands:

jashingirl:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

for-the-love-of-scarves:

a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:

p0isone:

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

Amen.

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

or my fake fbi badge

Or my pocket magnifying glass

or my wand

or my psychic paper

Or my precious

I lost it at my precious

so did smeageol

god fucking dammit

can’t you just kiss already

jesus fucking christ

(Source: vampireswillbutthurtyou)

But we’ve been friends since 2nd grade so I guess I’ll just take all the blame you piece-of-shit mother-daughter team. :)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/151046048073?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

bertmcswagen:

DO OR DIE [SCREAMS VIOLENTLY] YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME [FLIPS TABLE] BECAUSE THE WORLD [PUNCHES WALL] WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART [COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR SOBBING]